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Snappy Questions to Stupid Answers 24 Jun 2013 | 06:16 pm
Mother: Hey, have you been to the freak show…lately? –Coney Island Boardwalk Overheard by: Matt Law
You’re Jimmy Carter??? 23 Jun 2013 | 09:49 am
Guy: What does that tattoo say? Chick: *Sigh* I promised myself I’d never get a tattoo unless I had a kid. Then I got a dog. It says Roxy. That’s her name. Now I have to explain to everyone how I’m t...
It sure ain’t muscle 23 Jun 2013 | 08:48 am
Old Lady: And then she said she didn’t like him because he was too fat. She wanted to date someone skinnier. You know, like you? Old Man: I’m skinny? Old Lady: Of course. Old Man: Then what’s this ...
…My Dad, too. 23 Jun 2013 | 07:47 am
Two boys, both about 10, are thoroughly engrossed in their Game Boys. First boy: My mother’s a lesbian. Second boy: So is mine. –#1 Train
Pledge Drive 23 Jun 2013 | 06:47 am
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I am an Individual 23 Jun 2013 | 05:46 am
Nerd #1: From the way you talk about LISP, I think you went to MIT. Did you? Nerd #2: Yes, I did! – Union Square Park
Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions 23 Jun 2013 | 04:44 am
Two women are seated across from each other on the train. One has a long object in a soft-sided container. First woman: Is that a bassoon? Second woman: No. It’s a sword. –C Train
A cheap Jew? No… 23 Jun 2013 | 03:41 am
Middle-aged man, into his cell phone: It’s an oneg-shabbat. It’s just a big dinner where everyone can meet each other and talk. It’s only a few hundred dollars for you to sponsor it. [pause] Well, it’...
And now presenting: Truly Tasteless Jokes 23 Jun 2013 | 02:40 am
Girl: What’s the difference between a priest and a pimple? Guy: What? Girl: A pimple waits until you’re 13 before coming on your face. –Greenwich St., Financial District
The dirtiest song ever 23 Jun 2013 | 01:40 am
Female Hipster, singing: Boom boom boom, let’s go back to my room… Male Hipster: I remember when that song came out–that was the dirtiest song imaginable! – Lolita
