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Dan Marino: Bad Movie Hall-of-Famer 5 Nov 2008 | 07:24 am
Voting Line, Gym, Central Catholic. Two CMU students have just noticed Dan Marino’s retired jersey: Student #1: I forgot Dan Marino was from Pittsburgh. Student #2: Who’s Dan Marino? Student #1: You k...
“And check out the matzoh tacos!” 20 Sep 2008 | 06:11 am
Mexico Lindo, Squirrel Hill. A young hipster couple is leaving after getting change for the parking meter. Hipster Chick: [incredulously] Did you see? A menorah in a Mexican store! — Overheard by Lisa...
You know you’re emo when… 19 Sep 2008 | 04:12 pm
Library, Carnegie Melon University: Guy: Do you know how tight these pants are? It’s like a boa constrictor on my crotch.
Untitled 11 Sep 2008 | 04:12 am
Gym, Shaler: Guy #1: Hey, I just got this subliminal tape that will help me to stop procrastinating. Guy #2: Oh yeah? How’s it working? Guy #1: I don’t know, I haven’t tried it yet.
Missed Opportunity for Whimsy 25 Jun 2008 | 06:15 am
Near convention center, Fort Duquesne Blvd., Downtown. Two women are walking with a group of kids: Girl: Look! People riding bicycles! Why are they riding bicycles? Woman: Because it’s fuel efficient.
Some people still haven’t gotten over the loss of the Sub Club Card. 10 Jun 2008 | 04:00 am
Subway, East Liberty. A young woman holding her baby is talking to an older family member: Young Woman: I hit that bitch so hard, she had to call 9-1-9!
From the police blotter: 7 Jun 2008 | 02:14 am
Spluummphhh: Squirrel falling out of a 25-foot tree onto Greenfield Road in Schenley at 7 in the morning. Squirrel appeared uninjured and proceeded to scurry out of the road and onto a hillside. — Rep...
“Because I could really use some help with my tie ASAP.” 30 May 2008 | 05:03 am
Office Building, Downtown: Man: What was (his) secretary’s name? You remember: real pretty girl, dark hair? She pulled him out when his tie got caught in the shredder. — Overheard by Stephanie
Rochelle found her new job as chief financial officer exhausting. 23 May 2008 | 08:44 am
North Side, Mexican War Streets. Wednesday Morning. A young woman is walking down a quiet residential street, raging on her cell phone: Woman: She COY! And that fuckin shit’s TIII-RRRRRED! — Overhear...
At least George finally knew why Ed got the promotion over him. 17 May 2008 | 03:28 am
Entrance, Target, Harmarville Male Security Guard: [fluttering eyelashes at other male security guard] My mama says I have pretty eyelashes!
