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Who to Call: the HMO or HR? 24 Jun 2013 | 08:34 pm
Office dude: Ow! Son of a..! Office chick: Oh, are you OK? Office dude: I just banged my penis on the desk. 395 Hudson Street New York, NY
We Love Overheard Office Gossip 23 Jun 2013 | 12:53 pm
Head of HR: I bet you he’s [the COO] a total virgin. Probably even a hand virgin. 402 Pacific Avenue San Francisco, California
He Learned This the Hard Way 23 Jun 2013 | 11:49 am
Tenant: You know, it has been so nice outside, I wish we had windows that would open. Building manager: Yeah, me too, but if we did, everyone would be jumping out of them to kill themselves. 270 Park...
Presenting: The Nerdiest Coversation Ever Held 23 Jun 2013 | 10:47 am
Engineer #1: A charred, dark husk of evil smoldering into infinity would be cool. Engineer #2: I’d prefer the Dyson Sphere. Though I personally find Niven ringworlds much more aesthetically pleasing....
Maybe He Can Put You on Overheard…Again 23 Jun 2013 | 09:46 am
Co-worker: I figure, if he sends me to jail, I’m just going to call the judge a cocksucker. ‘Cause at that point, what can he do? 6111 Oak Tree Boulevard Independence, Ohio
You Just Know She’s Hot as Hell 23 Jun 2013 | 08:44 am
Eastern European cocktail waitress: So what is this “stepping up to the plate” you spoke of in our meeting? Bar manager: It’s an analogy…OK, it’s like this: in baseball, you step into the batter’s bo...
Wow! You Sure Don’t Know English! 23 Jun 2013 | 07:41 am
Woman: Wow! You sure do know how to type. You’re typing 100 hours a mile! It’s amazing! 2 Rector Street New York, NY Overheard by: Larry Flores
The Kid Who Should’ve Loved Ducking 23 Jun 2013 | 06:40 am
VP of marketing: If you used a duck, you’d somehow have to tie it into a kid who was killed by a drunk driver who loved ducks. 30 E, 33rd Street New York, NY
Sexual Harassment is Hell 23 Jun 2013 | 05:35 am
Guy #1: Hey, remember me? I worked with you guys before. Guy #2: Yeah, yeah I remember. Guy #1: Yeah, my mom called here and fired me. 272 E. Main Street Patchogue, New York Overheard by: Andrew G
We Outsource Jobs to Them, They Outsource Infanticide to Us 23 Jun 2013 | 04:35 am
Employee #1: My brother-in-law just found out that he’s having a boy. It’s their third kid. Employee #2: Wow, three? I’m only planning on having two. Employee #1: What’s wrong with three kids? Empl...
