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New Jersey mom charged for burning 5 year old daughter in tanning booth 3 May 2012 | 04:09 pm
People have been blowing up my email all day with this story. Check out the videos! You'd think this woman would want to cut back on her tan for her court and TV appearances instead of looking like s...
Some more new Brazilian Synthol Guy pics! 13 Apr 2012 | 04:17 pm
Vae Solis, you're the man! Thanks for pointing me to the http://forum.portaldovt.com.br forum where I got all these pics!
Back by popular demand: one more unseen pic of the Brazilian Synthol Guy 13 Apr 2012 | 09:22 am
The original post of this Brazilian guy can be found here: Don't worry, this is a dude. It's one of the most popular posts on the site! In the last few days web traffic from Brazil, Finland, and the U...
:-/ mehhhhh plus Halloween tanning bed prank scare 12 Apr 2012 | 01:58 pm
Hot Blonde Tanning Bed Scare - Watch More Funny Videos There have been people found dead in tanning beds, but it wasn't because they were fried to death like the urban legends would suggest. For inst...
Facebook pic fail/comment win 10 Apr 2012 | 05:16 pm
Bronzer on the face not matching the rest of the body is one of the most common fake tanning mistakes. Funny enough, in other parts of the world, people use whiteners instead of bronzers. Check out t...
And now for some more celebrity tanning fails 9 Mar 2012 | 11:43 am
Celebrities are people just like you and me and make mistakes just like everyone else. Included in this list are George Hamilton, designer Valentino, Sheryl Crow, Paris Hilton, Christina Aguilera, Sno...
I'm back before you had a chance to miss me 5 Mar 2012 | 09:55 pm
My momma can't save you this time, orangies is history! Speaking of moms, WTF is with this one? Looks like she smeared those chocolate treats all over her body. Winter coats and pale offspring don't g...
He's going the distance 5 Mar 2012 | 09:00 pm
This guy is ruthless and determined. He doesn't care that the girl is made out of copper, he's gonna go for it. Thanks to the forum at inthemix.com.au for the pic.
It's about time I updated this blog! 6 Oct 2011 | 01:58 pm
I've been gone too long...mostly because I've just been working out a lot and doing other things, but also because I haven't come across as many ridiculous tans as I did a couple of years ago. This is...
Purposely sunburning a design into your body is so played out, plus regular sunburns 12 Jun 2011 | 07:25 am
Regarding the first two pics: purposely damaging your skin, increasing your risk for cancer and premature aging, all for a laugh? Super lame. Thanks to invisiblebread.com, sherdog.com, and HaHastop.c...
