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This Is A Bookmark 22 Aug 2013 | 07:06 am
Remember when I used to write a celebrity gossip website? Those were the days! While I've moved on in my writing, I just can't shake this precious domain that I adore. I'm going to use it for somethin...
I'm Unchaste, Y'all! 13 Mar 2013 | 03:07 am
Says me, to the surprise of... no one. You've seen my Twitter feed, right? Anyhoo - I'm setting out to prove it two weeks from today, in public no less. When I declare, "I'm lewd" it means I plan to.....
Escape From The Theater 13 Mar 2013 | 02:59 am
Escape from Planet Earth fails to entertain all but the most neophyte moviegoers. But my review is hilarious, engaging and informative without being smug. A true triumph. Read it in full at MovieBooze...
A Decade Is Too Long To Wait for Channing Tatum 13 Mar 2013 | 02:54 am
Rosario Dawson and Chan Titties revist their high school love affair - but the real hottie in this is Jenna Dewan-Tatum as Chan the Man's wife to be. Foreshadowing! Read my full review at MovieBoozer ...
Ice Harvest - Baby, It's Cold Outside! 10 Jan 2013 | 08:36 am
So John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton and Ivan Reitman walk onto a set... and it should be oh, so brilliant. Sadly this slow-burner film noir fails to ignite. That doesn't mean you shouldn't read my film...
The Only Thing Ralph Wrecks Is The Ending 12 Nov 2012 | 12:30 pm
Wreck-It Ralph is fresh, funny... and predictable. I bet the film-related merchandise will sell like fuckin' hotcakes though. You want a full review? I've got it right here!...
Seven Brilliant Psychopaths 12 Nov 2012 | 12:26 pm
Sweet Jesus - there's finally a sequel to Pulp Fiction! Read my full review here at MovieBoozer and then go see this flick, pronto. ...
House At The End Of The Street... Of Garbage 24 Sep 2012 | 03:01 am
I had high hopes for House At The End Of The Street. I like Jennifer Lawrence (and still do, despite this crappy film) and assumed the movie would be decent, since she's known for taking on interestin...
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial - Where's The Sequel, Steven? 15 Sep 2012 | 04:15 am
Please enjoy what is possibly the driest trailer in movie history. I was going to switch it up with a more compelling scene from the film, but I couldn't resist sharing this. It's basically a man's vo...
Working Girl - Sass & Bloat 13 Sep 2012 | 01:07 am
Yep, we've traveled far enough down the road to claim something from 1988 as a "classic." But Working Girl actually deserves the moniker. Not only does it feature an outstanding cast (despite the dist...
