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August 27, 2013 - During the trial, a... 27 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm

During the trial, a lawyer objected to the audiologist's testimony, calling it hearsay. [Click to Vote!]

August 26, 2013 - To me the end... 26 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm

To me the end result of a can-do attitude is positively candid. [Click to Vote!]

August 23, 2013 - A silk tie can... 23 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm

A silk tie can make a winsome Windsor. [Click to Vote!]

August 22, 2013 - The shoemaker did not... 22 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm

The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl. [Click to Vote!]

August 21, 2013 - A pun spun with... 21 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm

A pun spun with a good yarn gets fabricated! [Click to Vote!]

August 20, 2013 - Dentists on death fill... 20 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm

Dentists on death fill their last cavity. [Click to Vote!]

August 19, 2013 - Old pianists never die,... 19 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm

Old pianists never die, they just adagio away. [Click to Vote!]

August 16, 2013 - The defendant in a... 16 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm

The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him. [Click to Vote!]

August 15, 2013 - His job in the... 15 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm

His job in the city sewers ended when he got smell shock and succumbed in the stenches. [Click to Vote!]

August 14, 2013 - Surprises is the knight... 14 Aug 2013 | 05:00 pm

Surprises is the knight in charge of awards. [Click to Vote!]

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