Today in Shut The Fuck Up 22 Aug 2013 | 09:15 pm

How to Add Interchangeable Pockets to Your Clothes

I Know How Donk Got Her Joker Eyebrows 19 Aug 2013 | 03:23 am

So two weeks ago I had a birthday, and my bestie decided she was giving me a Botox gift certificate as a present, despite my objections. She is vain, and told me if I dealt with the line between my ey...

Here is Donkey 15 Aug 2013 | 11:10 pm

Here is a Prince Gif and an Open Thread 10 Aug 2013 | 08:39 am

Donkey is up 10,000 followers since reundeactivating her Twitter account. And Brit wants you to wear plastic drinking straws because she thinks you are a fashionable, garbage-hoarding hobo. So, yup...

Um 2 Aug 2013 | 06:34 pm

In our inbox, from someone claiming he was “effed” over for $15,000. All righty then.

God I’ve Missed Debbie 31 Jul 2013 | 08:18 am

Julia Allison Ends Month-Long Twitter Exile To Help You Objectify Women 26 Jul 2013 | 05:22 pm

Everyone’s favorite feminist, Julia Allison, quietly returned to Twitter yesterday. What was the impetus for this momentous occassion? Tits, tits, tits, tatas, boobs, chesticles. IFRAME Embed for You...

Dawn Kiebals Has A Theory About What Happened In Paris 23 Jul 2013 | 09:53 am

Just click here. 

Ooooh, Burn 20 Jul 2013 | 09:13 am

Could it really be the end of an era? You may or may not have noticed that Valleywag is going relentlessly after Brit Morin because a) she’s a fucking idiot and b) people were more interested in her s...

Open Post, Fatties 17 Jul 2013 | 06:20 pm

Talk about whatever you want. Buzzfeed has a post on miniature donkeys that can get things started. Or you can solve race relations in America by posting comments on the internet. If that’s not your c...