Obama Clarifies Detroit Bankruptcy Prevention Pledge 19 Jul 2013 | 05:04 pm

Obama Defends NSA Program Tracking Social ‘Selfies’ 7 Jun 2013 | 09:37 pm

Officials say this is one of many billions of ‘selfies’ capture by the NSA’s recently-revealed Homeland Defense Selfie Database. Experts cautioned that Americans shouldn’t draw conclusions from isolat...

Obama Proud of NBA Player Coming Out as Brony 1 May 2013 | 04:39 pm

President Obama preemptively praised an unnamed NBA player as a “civil rights trailblazer” when he learned the pro athlete will soon ‘come out’ as a Brony.” President Obama said he’s proud of an as-ye...

New Cabinet Pick Solidifies Obama as Diversity Champ 29 Apr 2013 | 06:12 pm

President Obama embraced diversity as far back as last August when he hugged Charlotte Mayor Anthony Foxx, who he has now nominated as Transportation Secretary.” At Saturday night’s White House Corres...

New Cabinet Pick Solidifies Obama as Diversity Champ 29 Apr 2013 | 06:12 pm

President Obama embraced diversity as far back as last August when he hugged Charlotte Mayor Anthony Foxx, who he has now nominated as Transportation Secretary.” At Saturday night’s White House Corres...

Obamacare to Cover Train Wrecks, White House Says 18 Apr 2013 | 04:29 pm

Sen. Max Baucus told the HHS Secretary Wednesday he thinks Obamacare implementation is “a huge train wreck.” The White House released a statement noting that Sen. Baucus “looks just like late night TV...

Obamacare to Cover Train Wrecks, White House Says 18 Apr 2013 | 04:29 pm

Sen. Max Baucus told the HHS Secretary Wednesday he thinks Obamacare implementation is “a huge train wreck.” The White House released a statement noting that Sen. Baucus “looks just like late night TV...

Boston to Terrorists: We Surrender 17 Apr 2013 | 07:02 pm

Downtown Boston remains desolate as mayor announces surrender to unnamed terrorists. The City of Boston today agreed to surrender to “al Qaeda, or whoever did this” just two days after two bombs explo...

Boston to Terrorists: We Surrender 17 Apr 2013 | 07:02 pm

Downtown Boston remains desolate as mayor announces surrender to unnamed terrorists. The City of Boston today agreed to surrender to “al Qaeda, or whoever did this” just two days after two bombs explo...

New Movie Ratings Get Specific, Guard Kids 17 Apr 2013 | 03:11 pm

Chris Dodd, CEO of MPAA, explains the new ‘Check the Box’ movie rating system, demonstrating a stereotypical gesture that would be flagged to let parents better protect their children. The Motion Pict...