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(901): I shit you not. I was... 27 Aug 2013 | 07:22 pm
(901): I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's ...
(303): I am literally drinking 7... 27 Aug 2013 | 07:12 pm
(303): I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some c...
(865): I'm so drunk. Liken... 27 Aug 2013 | 07:02 pm
(865): I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink (615): Like really drunk? (615): Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
(914): It wasnt until i started... 27 Aug 2013 | 06:42 pm
(914): It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
(815): I got you a "sorry you... 27 Aug 2013 | 06:32 pm
(815): I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present.
(857): Hey douche face I just want... 27 Aug 2013 | 06:22 pm
(857): Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you. (857): Only if you died obviously.
(203): i refuse to give everyone... 27 Aug 2013 | 06:12 pm
(203): i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts.
(615): If someone made a breakfast... 27 Aug 2013 | 06:02 pm
(615): If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on th...
(619): Made it just outside my... 27 Aug 2013 | 04:42 pm
(619): Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
(720): Zach, it's Lisa from... 27 Aug 2013 | 04:32 pm
(720): Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
