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Masterchef Australia: Season 5, Episode 61 27 Aug 2013 | 03:10 am
Finals Week continues on Masterchef Australia! Tonight somebody (somebodies?) will be eliminated. Someone’s favourite will be going home! But then they might bring back all of the eliminated contestan...
We Need To Talk About The Massive Gap Between Bruce Willis’ Nose And Upper Lip 27 Aug 2013 | 12:43 am
There are some things that once you see you can’t unsee, much like there are things that once known can’t be forgotten. Once you see that Chip And Dale Rescue Rangers are Indiana Jones and Magnum P.I...
Masterchef Australia: Season 5, Episode 60 26 Aug 2013 | 02:40 am
Finals Week is upon us. And, since Essendon have been booted, Samira gets to compete alongside Christina, Emma, Lynton and Rishi. The House Everybody is preparing for what will likely be a week of h...
Mr Murdoch…Tear Down This Wall! 26 Aug 2013 | 01:30 am
Someone get in touch with David Hasslehoff. Find out wherever he is drunk, eating a floor burger, and tell him Australia needs The Hoff. There is now a wall as oppressive and draconian as any that ran...
A Statement from Essendon and James Hird’s Lawyers 23 Aug 2013 | 08:05 am
We, the lawyers representing the Essendon Football Club and James Hird, wish to make one thing clear to the AFL; we are going to keep this thing going until the club and James run out of money Why? B...
The Week You Realised There Was Still Another Two Weeks To Go 23 Aug 2013 | 02:15 am
With apologies to John Donne… None of the overworked is an island, Entire of itself, Every one of them is a piece of the continent, A part of the main. If a barista is rushed of their feet, All ...
Australia’s Great Sporting Demise 23 Aug 2013 | 01:30 am
Have you had a gutful of our nation’s abysmal performances in the sporting arena of late? Are your days spent moping around the office executing a walk of shame? Desperately avoiding the envelope lic...
Masterchef Australia: Season 5, Episode 58 22 Aug 2013 | 02:10 am
Another elimination night! I know, it seems like we just had one of these. The contestants are dropping like flies. Isn’t it great?! The Kitchen Rishi, Samira and Lucy arrive, and each knows that on...
The Flack’s Celebrity AFL Footy Tipping Competition – Week 22 22 Aug 2013 | 01:30 am
Can you feel the tension through the interwebs? We’re getting to the business end of the AFL season and the pointy end of the Flack’s Celebrity AFL Footy Tipping Competition. Thank Christ. This poor...
Masterchef Australia: Season 5, Episode 57 21 Aug 2013 | 02:15 am
Following last night’s cheftastrophe, in which Kelty was eliminated for trying the bold new idea of doing bad cooking instead of good cooking, we are down to a Top Six – Christina, Emma, Lucy, Lynton,...
