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Central Bank Red Faced Over Money Error 11 Apr 2013 | 12:24 pm

Euros – not worth “a shite” It has emerged that coins and notes, released for use by the Central Bank of Ireland contain an error which may lead people into thinking that they are using an actual func...

Tributes Pour In For Elvira Gulch, Dead At 87 9 Apr 2013 | 01:53 am

Elvira Gulch, the former Wicked Witch of The West, has died at the age of 87. Gulch, who ruled most of the central and western plains of Oz between 1979 and 1990, evapourated after somebody finally th...

Ireland’s King Kenny The Turd Found Buried Under Frankfurt Carpark 5 Feb 2013 | 03:00 am

Tests on the mangled remains of what was once a man have proven “beyond reasonable doubt” that they are those of the much-maligned Irish king. The remains were unearthed during the excavation of a new...

Scandal As Socialist DNA Uncovered In Labour TDs 3 Feb 2013 | 05:09 pm

Minister For Maintaining The Levels of Damage To The Underclass Joan Burton has angrily denied reports that minute traces of Socialist DNA were identified in routine testing of swabs taken from the se...

Kenny Receives Honour 25 Oct 2012 | 06:38 am

Grown men and Pat Kenny wept openly yesterday as Taoiseach Edna Kenny (Mrs) was awarded an Iron Cross by VDZ, a German media group. The award comes with an extra meaty pouch of Pedigree Chum and a spe...

Kenny Makes Time Cover 5 Oct 2012 | 04:18 pm

The Austeribility Treaty: A Euroserf’s Guide 30 May 2012 | 10:39 pm

Tomorrow you will be asked to vote on the Fiscal Stability Treaty Referendum. This contains many important changes to Irish law. This contains no changes to what we’ve already agreed to. Under the new...

Ireland “Ireland” – Noonan 14 Mar 2012 | 06:24 am

Minister for Honours Maths Michael Noonan reading the 2008 Leaving Cert Maths (Ordinary) paper set by his predecessor Mr Cromwell Parents of Junior Certificate geography students today thanked Michael...

Occupy Dáil Éireann Camp Untouched 9 Mar 2012 | 07:47 am

One of the aristocrusties at the Occupy Dáil Éireann camp with two of his curs Everyone completely failed last night to dismantle the Occupy Dáil Éireann camp which has been in situ at Leinster House ...

Rat Leaves Submerged Ship 1 Mar 2012 | 02:08 pm

A pensive Micheál Martin watches as his former deputy walks away from government buildings following his sacking resignation MaFFianna Fáil’s Éamon Ó Cuív has resigned as deputy leader and party spoke...

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