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Man Derives Depressing Amount Of Pride From Hometown Burger Chain 21 May 2013 | 05:00 pm
AMARILLO, TX—Frequently mentioning the fact that his hometown of Corpus Christi, TX also happens to be the birthplace of Whataburger, local 31-year-old Chad Derringer takes a truly depressing amount o...
Phil Jackson's New Book Reveals Coach Considered Murdering Kobe Bryant Every Day After Practice 21 May 2013 | 04:36 pm
Phil Jackson's New Book Reveals Coach Considered Murdering Kobe Bryant Every Day After Practice
Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 21, 2013 21 May 2013 | 03:01 pm
Aries Your life’s story will soon play out in front of movie theater audiences across the country, though it’ll only last about 30 seconds and advertise free soft drink refills in the main lobby. Tau...
American Voices: American Consumers Happiest Since 2007 21 May 2013 | 03:00 pm
Americans’ confidence in the U.S. economy reached its highest level since July 2007, according to the latest reading of a leading consumer sentiment index.
American Voices: Yahoo Buying Tumblr For $1.1 Billion 20 May 2013 | 10:00 pm
As part of CEO Marissa Mayer’s strategy to expand the company’s social and mobile presence and attract younger users, Yahoo will purchase the popular blogging service Tumblr for $1.1 billion in cash.
‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach 20 May 2013 | 09:35 pm
NEW YORK—Confirming months of speculation, developers at Rockstar Games revealed today that the missions in the upcoming Grand Theft Auto V video game will largely revolve around the player serving as...
Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed 20 May 2013 | 08:48 pm
LAS VEGAS—Doctors at Valley Hospital Medical Center are reporting that pop sensation Justin Bieber is in critical but stable condition today after being admitted to the facility’s intensive care unit ...
Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches 20 May 2013 | 08:40 pm
ABOVE CONCORDIA, KS—Her pen mercilessly slashing its way through a stack of handwritten pages, the middle school English teacher grading papers next to you on your flight from Los Angeles to Cleveland...
Weird Guy From 2 Jobs Ago Still Liking Woman’s Photos On Facebook 20 May 2013 | 07:40 pm
NORFOLK, VA—Though she hasn’t spoken with him since they were both employees of American Mutual Insurance back in 2008, local woman Rebecca Pittman, 30, said Thursday that her former coworker Jeff Wal...
90% Of Audience At College Graduation Involved In Heated Family Argument 20 May 2013 | 07:30 pm
BETHLEHEM, PA—With numerous disagreements on topics ranging from who was supposed to make dinner reservations, to the unexpected high cost of the hotel, to who was to blame for arriving late to the ce...
