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TTP| A Fond Farewell 25 Apr 2013 | 02:27 am
TTP| A Fond Farewell Dear Lovers, Haters, Fans & Friends - After three years it's time for us to flush the proverbial bowl here at TTP HQ. Yes, we know, the Rolling Stones we ain't. While the initi...
TTP| A Fond Farewell 20 Apr 2013 | 02:49 am
A Fond Farewell Dear Lovers, Haters, Fans & Friends - After three years it's time to flush the proverbial bowl here at TTP HQ. Yes, we know, the Rolling Stones we ain't. While the initial goal th...
TTP| Mister Doubt Fire? 29 Jan 2013 | 02:14 am
Mister Doubt Fire? While there are numerous indignities one can suffer while being a security guard, accidentally blasting your dick off with an unregistered handgun has got to be a solid #1. Some poo...
TTP| Offensive to Take Offense? (SNL) 24 Jan 2013 | 12:48 am
Offensive to Take Offense? Does affirmative action exclude humor? While SNL's Starbucks faux-mercial had many of us holding our sides last weekend, others were claiming the bit was (sigh) racist. Th...
TTP| Economies of Tail? (Sugar Daddies) 22 Jan 2013 | 07:45 am
Economies of Tail? Are you a wealthy executive with ancillary coin whose hang low hasn’t been hi-ho in quite some time? Would you like to see the difference your money can directly make in someone’s ...
TTP| Wrangling with a Gimmick? 17 Jan 2013 | 08:03 am
Wrangling with a Gimmick? (Jeans) Do your Levi’s leave you high and dry? Does your denim have skin drying venom? The brain trust at Wrangler certainly thinks so. (You know Wrangler…the jeans that n...
TTP| Much Ado About Nothing? (H20 Bottles) 15 Jan 2013 | 07:22 am
Much Ado About Nothing? Just when we think we can’t bear any more bad news The University of Vermont has gone and banned the sale of bottled water on their campus. We know what you’re thinking? “Whe...
A Dip Defiled? (Vegas Pools) 8 Jan 2013 | 06:43 am
A Dip Defiled? Taking a hit on a soft 16 and getting a five? Awesome. Full house on the river? Excellent. A strip joint with a swimming pool? That better only be squirts of suntan lotion in the...
TTP| Once More with Feeling! (Passionate Readers) 20 Dec 2012 | 05:37 am
Once More with Feeling! What fires people up more than jockeying for free samples at Costco and George Lucas phucking with the original STAR WARS movies? Gun control, baby! We’ve been doing this for...
TTP| Hard Lessons (CT Massacre) 18 Dec 2012 | 08:37 am
TTP| Hard Lessons (CT Massacre) Pain and grief of such magnitude as felt from Friday’s CT massacre can often be catalysts for knee-jerk reactions, but there also comes a time when the madness must en...
