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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish. 11 Jan 2013 | 09:28 pm

It’s been almost five awesome years, but the time has come to end TNS. The site will still be here for all your recipe reference needs, but there will be no new posts. Please, pop over to King of Stat...

Mutiny on the Bounty! All hands on deck! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 17 Oct 2012 | 05:58 am

Actually, I suppose I can’t really mutiny against myself. I just wanted to make everything sound more dramatic. You know my flair for the theatrical. ACTING! GENIUS! THANK YOU! If you’re an avid TNS ...

These apples; you enjoy them, yes? 19 Sep 2012 | 09:12 am

I was going to write this whole post as a parody of the lyrics to the “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” theme song, but some things are just sacred, y’know? I know that for the past month or two I’ve posted ...

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, “San Diego” Translates as “A Whale’s Vagina” 16 Sep 2012 | 11:07 pm

What’s that? It’s “Saint Diego”? No, I don’t think so. Agree to disagree. I’ve been at a beach resort in San Diego since the 8th, hanging out with awesome people, eating good food and drinking good b...

Give a Warm TNS Welcome to My Mid-Season Replacement 12 Aug 2012 | 01:36 pm

I need to take a hiatus for a few weeks. Well, clearly I’ve already been doing that. What I mean is, I need to take a hiatus for a few MORE weeks. But no worries, I’ve got something to occupy those lo...

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday, Although Technically It Is Tuesday 31 Jul 2012 | 12:57 pm

I mean, I personally go by the theory that it’s not the next day until you’ve gone to sleep and woken up again, but recognize that the technical definition of when days begin and end indicates that it...

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday, Although Technically It Is Tuesday 31 Jul 2012 | 09:57 am

I mean, I personally go by the theory that it’s not the next day until you’ve gone to sleep and woken up again, but recognize that the technical definition of when days begin and end indicates that it...

An Open Letter to My Now-Former Colleagues 27 Jul 2012 | 05:22 am

Dear Now-Former Colleagues: Perhaps I might have stayed longer had there been less interracial nose molestation around the office. Alas, we will never know. I kid because I love! And even though this ...

An Open Letter to My Now-Former Colleagues 27 Jul 2012 | 02:22 am

Dear Now-Former Colleagues: Perhaps I might have stayed longer had there been less interracial nose molestation around the office. Alas, we will never know. I kid because I love! And even though this...

Who left this pickle lying around? 20 Jul 2012 | 01:57 pm

I am, you see, on the horns of a dilemma; a dilemma ultimately of my own making. Confound my irrepressible talent! I don’t even LIKE pickles. Here’s the thing: I made some green chile posole from the ...

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