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Nick Clegg was visited by an angel who showed him what things... 20 Sep 2012 | 02:51 pm
Nick Clegg was visited by an angel who showed him what things would be like if he’d never been born, and nothing was worse, and the streets were filled with eternal summer sunshine and the peals of ch...
Nick Clegg tried to pay you in exact change, but you pointed out... 5 May 2012 | 02:31 am
Nick Clegg tried to pay you in exact change, but you pointed out that one of his coins was Canadian, and he had no other way to pay, so you made him put his one item back on the shelf. https://twitte...
Nick Clegg asked if you’d ever experienced true love, and... 5 May 2012 | 12:46 am
Nick Clegg asked if you’d ever experienced true love, and you said “yes, of course”, and then there was a pause, and you said “why, haven’t you?”, and he said “oh yes me too obviously”, but then just ...
Nick Clegg thought he’d bought still water, but it was... 4 May 2012 | 09:59 pm
Nick Clegg thought he’d bought still water, but it was really sparkling water, and he wasted an hour shaking it to get all of the bubbles out. https://twitter.com/#!/sadnickclegg
Nick Clegg watched his children open their presents and smiled... 26 Dec 2011 | 02:51 am
Nick Clegg watched his children open their presents and smiled as he saw the love and joy written across their faces, but that only made him realise that the rest of his year is unrelenting woe and th...
Nick Clegg felt the interconnectedness of all people and things;... 16 Dec 2011 | 08:07 am
Nick Clegg felt the interconnectedness of all people and things; he moved his fingertips and felt the atoms swoosh around them; he saw society as a miraculous network held together by love, in which a...
Nick Clegg was shaving with his electric razor, but the power... 14 Dec 2011 | 06:16 am
Nick Clegg was shaving with his electric razor, but the power ran out halfway and he couldn’t find the charger, so he had to go to the shops with half a beard. http://twitter.com/#!/SadNickClegg
Nick Clegg got you a £20 gift voucher for Christmas, and then he... 13 Dec 2011 | 07:52 am
Nick Clegg got you a £20 gift voucher for Christmas, and then he opened his present from you, and it was a £10 voucher to the same shop. http://twitter.com/#!/sadnickclegg
Nick Clegg walked through a door, and he instinctively held it... 18 Sep 2011 | 11:25 pm
Nick Clegg walked through a door, and he instinctively held it open for a woman walking in his direction, but then he remembered that the door was the one to the men’s toilets, so he had to pretend th...
Nick Clegg watched an old film and saw a woman in it who he... 12 Sep 2011 | 07:25 am
Nick Clegg watched an old film and saw a woman in it who he found very attractive and hoped that someday the two of them might meet, but then he realised that by now she’d either be too old for them t...
