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Untitled 8 Jun 2012 | 12:29 pm
Game 6. 45 points, 15 boards, and 5 assists
I AM THE DANGER YOU MAY OR MAY NOT SLEEP WITH! ASK YOUR MOTHER. 25 Aug 2011 | 03:02 pm
On Breaking Bad, Walter White proclaimed, "I AM THE DANGER!" and so of course the next logical question is, "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?"
Life After Urlesque 8 Apr 2011 | 10:02 am
I spent a year and a half making things over at Urlesque, but they plan to fold the site and already laid off some freelancers in favor of similarily located full-time staffers. Because everyone knows...
E*Trade BabyMail 10 Mar 2010 | 01:55 pm
I hate those talking babies commercials, but I'm a sucker for text-to-speech. So in light of Lindsay Lohan's $100 million dollar lawsuit against E*Trade for calling her a milk-a-holic, here's an apolo...
I Used To Be Younger 17 Dec 2009 | 01:08 pm
Hey, hello, hi, howdy! Have you ever been younger than you are right now? You have?! You should check out and submit some pictures to this awesome site. It's my latest project (the best one by far)...
Four Years of Hurt 13 Jun 2009 | 06:18 am
Hurty Elbow began as a small joke web log in 2005. It grew into a fairly successful comedy site and drew traffic from Gawker Media, Boing Boing, and Buzzfeed, but links have slowed. After an animate...
Joe Avella's Wheelchair Werewolf 2 May 2009 | 05:46 am
The trailer for the as yet, un-produced horror flick Wheelchair Werewolf is brought to you by Chicago comedy creator Joe Avella*. "Joe Avella is an independent filmmaker, actor, writer, improviser, a...
Stop sharing EVERYTHING. 21 Apr 2009 | 08:11 am
The internet is trivial. A barrage of constant updates intended to entertain, educate, and provoke. Instead we're buried under massive amounts of data. We're not that interesting. Great stories a...
Submarine Style Baseball Pitchers 17 Apr 2009 | 04:57 am
Most pitchers bring the heat overhand, but some athletes are forced to get creative. Chad Bradford has been an MLB pitcher for over a decade. His unusual approach to pitching was suggested by his fo...
Hedge Fund Productions 10 Apr 2009 | 07:12 am
A hedge fund blesses souls with obscene wealth. It spoils them with lavish cheese spreads, underwater yachts, and replacement hair made of pure silk. The Brooklyn apartment based Claude S. Dutchy, L...
