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Big Data? 2 Aug 2013 | 09:32 pm
My driver’s license is about to expire so I grudgingly head over to the most feared bureaucracy in New Jersey – the Department of Motor Vehicles. The DMV. When I get there, I discover the line just to...
Waiter Junior 23 Jul 2013 | 01:23 am
Or maybe Juniorette! Due date late January, 2014. How about that!
Missing 7 Apr 2013 | 11:14 am
A friend of mine’s son went missing last week. (Click to enlarge photo) Missing: Nycal Velasquez Filipino, 21 years old Height: 5’10 Weight: 140 lbs. Slender, brown complexion Short black hair Black ...
The Hero’s Song 23 Mar 2013 | 12:17 pm
I was surfing the internet when I found a trailer for the upcoming Superman movie, Man of Steel. When I was done watching it I realized I had tears in my eyes. As I get older, I find myself choking … ...
My Trader Joe’s Phobia 21 Mar 2013 | 05:22 am
Annie loves Trader Joe’s. I mean loves them. I’m surprised the company’s logo isn’t tattooed on her butt. Until I met her, however, I had never stepped inside one of their stores. I’ve experienced jih...
There’s No Escape 19 Mar 2013 | 06:50 am
Annie loves estate-sales. So, after sampling wedding cakes at a bakery in Park Ridge, we decide to harness our chocolate ganache-boosted energy levels and drive to a sale on the other side of town. Pa...
Fifty-Million Dollar Pussy 17 Mar 2013 | 09:53 am
Annie and I are watching a news story about billionaire George Soros on television. His 27-year-old ex-girlfriend, miffed that the financier gave a New York City apartment he allegedly promised her to...
Tu Est Petrus? 14 Mar 2013 | 12:29 pm
I am what could be generously called a lapsed Catholic. But even if I become an atheist Buddhist with Zoroastrian tendencies, I am and will forever be a former seminarian. Even though I was never orda...
Going to An Institution 17 Dec 2012 | 12:24 am
Got engaged today. Fiancée and ring are doing well. I am a very lucky man.
And People Think I Make This Stuff Up 19 Oct 2012 | 10:10 pm
LOL!
