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Idiots Jokes 2 Feb 2011 | 11:14 pm
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instea...
Mad Cow Disease Worries 26 Jan 2011 | 11:29 pm
Two bulls were chatting over the fence between their fields. First bull said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is pretty scary stuff. Someone said it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down ...
Computer Relationship’s 20 Jan 2011 | 12:03 am
1. You wake up at 4 O’clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pu...
TEXAS COMPUTER 19 Jan 2011 | 11:28 pm
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin’ the farwood off the truck MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin’...
Bonfire Night Jokes 6 Nov 2010 | 01:41 am
* How many safety inspectors does it take to light the bonfire? 4. One to light the match and three to hold the fire extinguisher * How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes? 2...
Thanksgiving Song 3 Nov 2010 | 09:10 pm
O God, Beneath Thy Guiding Hand Come, Ye Thankful People, Come Count Your Blessings Creation’s Lord, We Give Thee Thanks Faith Of Our Fathers For The Beauty Of The Earth Give Thanks To God The L...
Thanksgiving Poetry 3 Nov 2010 | 09:06 pm
The year has turned its circle, The seasons come and go. The harvest all is gathered in And chilly north winds blow. Orchards have shared their treasures, The fields, their yellow grain, So open...
Give Me Both 3 Nov 2010 | 09:02 pm
A forgetful husband came to a butcher’s shop on Thanksgiving Day, almost at the closing time to look for a turkey. The butcher showed him the only scrawny turkey he had. The man said, “This is too sk...
Thanksgiving Oneliners 3 Nov 2010 | 08:58 pm
If April showers bring May flowers , what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims! Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners! What always comes at the end o...
Halloween Funnies 24 Oct 2010 | 02:35 am
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo. What’s a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist. Why did the monster eat a light bulb? Because he was in need of a light snack. Why are most ...
