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1999 Diary entry 3 29 Oct 2011 | 05:39 am

Remember back before we all had mobile phones and email and whatsapp?  When I was fifteen, we didn’t have cool gadgets like iPhones, so we used to communicate by writing notes to each other in school....

1999 Diary entry 3 26 Oct 2011 | 09:58 pm

This was back when not every house had internet and even before mobile phones were ubiquitous in teen lives. 21/2/99 I went to Mary’s to use her internet tonight and I talked to a guy from Sweden ca...

Dear Diary (circa 1999) take 2 26 Oct 2011 | 08:39 am

This is probably the start of my food/dieting issues… 20th Feb 1999 It’s not even 2pm yet and already I have drank a litre and a half of water.  I’m doing well.  I am really going to lose weight, ev...

Dear Diary (circa 1999) 26 Oct 2011 | 08:23 am

I have just come across an old diary I kept when I was 15 years old. My goodness, what a twat I was back then.  It made for some very embarrassing reading – but it also made me laugh, so I thought I’d...

The most exciting thing that’s happened to Ashton, ever. 14 Sep 2011 | 10:17 am

On Sunday morning I got a phone call from Ashton, who had been staying with his dad for the weekend. “Mummy guess what?  It’s amazing news.  I have a wobbly tooth!  It’s really wobbly, it really is!”...

My summer holiday in Skegness 27 Jul 2011 | 01:44 am

I know that title makes you go “Fuck me!  This blog post is OBVIOUSLY going to be full of amazing accounts of new experiences and insights and all that crap!” but calm yourself.  It’s not as interesti...

Alien Overlords 12 Mar 2011 | 08:27 am

If we grew up learning about Alien Overlords in school, had holidays to celebrate Alien Overlords and made wishes into the ether, imagining Alien Overlords would grant them, then we’d believe in Alien...

I love this eejit 5 Mar 2011 | 10:34 pm

I love this eejit Look at him there trying to cook! Bless his cotton/poly blend socks! I really do love him more than anything. We’ve been through a lot in the past year or so, and we’ve come out the...

This user does not exist 7 Feb 2011 | 04:55 am

I’d like to explain the distinct lack of the word “cunt” in your twitter timeline – it’s because I deleted my @crazycolours twitter account. This wasn’t a decision I agonised over, I didn’t examine t...

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