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The Beach Diaries 2013 – #4 in an Occasional Series 12 Aug 2013 | 09:07 pm
Statham, there. 5,000 people have found this blog by Googling for pictures of his cock. ** The arrival of a group of travelers has brought out the casual racist in the beach-goers, who pass by the tw...
Dissecting Bray Wyatt 23 Jul 2013 | 06:23 pm
“Welcome to a lot of words.” By merely taking a lazy, side-of-the-eye glance at one of his promo pictures, Bray Wyatt may seem like a 21st century do-over of Waylon Mercy, a character long-considered...
The Beach Diaries 2013 – #3 in an Occasional Series 15 Jul 2013 | 11:57 pm
** Just when it seemed like the map-makers would have to rebrand the United Kingdom as ‘The Land of Always Winter’, suddenly we’re all living in Mad Max II. This time last year, the grass on the commo...
The Beach Diaries 2013 – #2 in an Occasional Series 9 Jul 2013 | 02:09 pm
If I suffered with this, I’d have been murdered. Read on. ** Almost as soon as I leave the house, I’m “Excuse me mate”-d from a car window. The shirtless man at the wheel asks me for directions, a th...
The Beach Diaries 2013 – #1 in an Occasional Series 20 Jun 2013 | 12:08 am
I can’t switch it off. Over the course of two full summers spent people-watching and consciously tilting an ear towards the conversations of strangers, I’ve infected myself with an instinctive, unstop...
The Daily Mail Formula 30 May 2013 | 05:48 pm
It’s been pointed out before that the Daily Mail’s repeated leching over teenage girls can be handily collated by popping the phrase ‘all grown up’ into their search bar, but scientists had yet to cra...
Hear What the Critics are Saying 15 May 2013 | 06:15 pm
It seems I was a mite hasty in chucking in this indie publishing lark. I bemoaned the lack of celebrity endorsements, luring in readers with a pithy quote about how great I am, yet all the while, thes...
The Game is Rigged 9 May 2013 | 07:01 pm
For the last two months, I’ve been pushing my Kindle book The Beach Diaries 2012 relentlessly. The month of release actually did pretty well. It sold better than expected, resulting in my biggest sale...
Live Below the Line. For a Bit. 30 Apr 2013 | 01:17 am
There’s been some chatter in the news and on the social media gob-stream lately about the ‘awareness campaign’ Live Below the Line. By chatter, I mean patronising tosh. The central message behind Live...
The Bargain of the Willenium 4 Apr 2013 | 04:24 pm
Why, hello there. For the next few days, my Kindle book, Dirt Baby and Other Small Mercies, is available for the price of zero pounds and zero pence. Or, zero dollars and zero cents. Yes, nothing. I’m...
