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A Spaniard and a German walk into a bar with a cucumber … 4 Jun 2011 | 09:44 pm

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I feel like John Cleese, except for the ability to utter curt profanities at stupid teenagers . . . 23 May 2011 | 09:46 am

Sometimes truth is stranger than the Cheese Shop sketch. As I stopped by the local national-chain sandwich shop this evening to get a fast dinner (don’t laugh too hard if you’ve been to Subway before...

Not rapture, but sinister 22 May 2011 | 12:26 pm

While my recent presentation on the now-disproven May 21 rapture was meant purely as deadpan humor, I decided to visit a Wal-Mart at the appointed hour of rapture to take a few photos to prove to our ...

Space-clearing oddities . . . 28 Mar 2011 | 02:56 am

Wal-Mart is still the top-grossing spectator sport in the South, far in excess of NASCAR. Especially when one wanders through the local Wal-Mart  to peek at what’s in the various, strategically-placed...

And then we’ll order some traps from the Acme Corporation . . . 26 Mar 2011 | 04:14 pm

Carlos Lam – the new Alfred Naujocks? Carlos Lam, plotter not-so-extraordinaire Mr Lam – until Friday, a deputy prosecutor for Johnson County, Indiana but still presumably an admirer of whiteshirt R...

Explosives and pyrotechnics 8 Jul 2010 | 01:51 pm

When one sterilizes a photo with PhotoShop, the result doesn’t have to be sterile . . . .

Philosophical question: 14 Apr 2010 | 03:43 pm

What’s the difference between the Spencer Davis Group . . . and the Chicago Transit Authority? It’s obvious. More cowbell.

More reasons why Walmart must be eliminated from the face of the earth 3 Feb 2010 | 04:39 pm

Conversation between me and a Walmart employee about two weeks ago, between snows . . . Me to Walmart employee: “Do you have any snow shovels?” Walmart employee: “We’re out.” Me: “Are you geting an...

Thanks . . . 1 Feb 2010 | 01:37 pm

to all of you who posted their concern. It’s been a rough three and a half months and things are slowly getting a little better. I don’t know when I’ll be blogging regularly again, but thank all of yo...

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