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lesson #61: sometimes all you have to do in life is just show up 3 May 2011 | 06:42 am
Scene: Beginning of the 6th race at the Santa Anita Racetrack. Annnnnnnnnnnd they’re off! Me: (pitch in voice increasing) “oh.my.god. My horse is winning!” Him #1: (looking down at my racing form) “...
lesson #60: there’s nothing better than “re-losing” your virginity 30 Mar 2011 | 03:17 pm
Los Angeles can be exhausting. If you’re not careful, it can spiral into all of the commonly associated stereotypes that made my Dad say, ”Los Angeles? Los Angeles? (deep sigh) Are you sure about this...
lesson #59: green is no one’s best color 30 Mar 2011 | 03:15 pm
It’s never easy when we, as people, have to admit to being less than our finest selves. I’m sorry might be the hardest two words in this girl’s english language…I’m a stubborn kid, but I owe someone a...
“i think i need a new heart” – the magnetic fields 25 Mar 2011 | 04:18 am
i always feel like the girl “putting down her keys”…and somehow always like the guy who just means to say “turn off the light”
lesson #58: sooner or later everyone “we”s 24 Mar 2011 | 05:15 am
So the social experiment in whether or not I can be friends with a certain former object of my affection has come to a rapid and dramatic conclusion. The verdict is in and it is a resounding “what the...
lesson #58: sooner or later everyone “we”s 24 Mar 2011 | 01:15 am
So the social experiment in whether or not I can be friends with a certain former object of my affection has come to a rapid and dramatic conclusion. The verdict is in and it is a resounding “what the...
lesson #57: hemingway was wrong, there is one true thing 22 Mar 2011 | 03:31 pm
I was in the grocery store tonight and following a couple up the frozen food aisle, and not following in a creepy “I’ve got my eye on you” kind of way. We just happened to both be in need of a previou...
lesson #56: I am the music maker and I am the dreamer of the dreams 15 Mar 2011 | 04:09 pm
I just got out of the shower. I do all of my best work in the shower. Seriously. In school I thought through all my papers in there, I think through copy for work, I visualize art projects…it’s produc...
lesson #55: I get by with a little help from my friends 9 Mar 2011 | 10:17 am
People always seem to want to be friends. When you’re breaking up with someone it’s the knock the wind out of you, cherry on the sundae comment that always seems to rear its ugly head right when you n...
lesson #54: “out of mind” only works when her partner in crime “out of sight” is right by her side 5 Mar 2011 | 11:24 am
trouble with a capital warning: this is long. this could require snacks. this could be the one that causes you to finally say “girlfriend you have GOT to get your shit together”. you have been warned...
