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Dr. Phil (hehehe..get it? Fill.) 24 Aug 2013 | 06:32 am
Upon the advice of a friend, I recently visited a therapist. During our consultation, he asked me why I am single. “Bad luck, I guess,” I shrugged. He wouldn’t let it go. He told me to make a list of ...
Peanut Butter 24 Aug 2013 | 05:28 am
PB is gorgeous. He is also smart, polite, funny, well-traveled, hard-working, talented, and a bunch of other great stuff that isn’t as important as that he is the sexiest man on earth down to his elbo...
Dexter 12 Jun 2013 | 11:55 pm
I think the new boy might be a serial killer, but he’s the only man who would let me watch him pee, so I’m fine with it. Dexter’s profile said he was new to the city and wanted to make some friends wh...
Dexter 12 Jun 2013 | 05:45 pm
I think the new boy might be a serial killer, and, frankly, its about time. Dexter’s profile said he was new to the city and wanted to make some friends who would show him around. The first time I met...
Ninja 7 May 2013 | 11:03 pm
For those of you who are avid readers, you may have noticed my conspicuous absence for a few months. The truth is, I was training to become a ninja. I know, you saw me as more the samurai type, right?...
Marvin 29 Apr 2013 | 04:54 am
“The secret to making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich is to not give a fuck. Yes, it will kill your heart, but sometimes you need that. You have to abandon all concern for your health, your reputa...
Square Biz 28 Apr 2013 | 10:53 pm
I have always suspected that the movie The Matrix was based on real life. After dating Square Biz, I’m sure it is. When I met Rob online a few years ago, he seemed perfect on paper. He was a well-tra...
Mr. Henderson and Bigfoot 27 Apr 2013 | 12:27 am
I am Bigfoot. Have you ever seen the movie Harry and the Hendersons? It’s a 1980′s comedy about a suburban family who discovers and adopts Harry, a gentle Sasquatch, only to later return him to the w...
Three Nigerians 23 Jun 2012 | 02:53 pm
Disclaimer: I have nothing against Nigerians. I feel the need to mention this because, apparently, a lot of women DO have something against Nigerians, and, apparently, Nigerians have noticed. At leas...
Deuces 19 Jun 2012 | 12:17 pm
I call him Deuces because (and he will kill me for telling you this) I told him he would need to cut his overgrown nails before he could put his hands on me. So he cut them… but only the right index a...
