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Like a Boomerang 1 Apr 2013 | 02:22 pm

Much like my athletic role models — guys like Lance Armstrong and Brett Favre — I have made a huge mistake, and it’s time to come clean. No, I’m not talking about sending unsolicited lewd text message...

The Flamme Rouge for the Lanterne Rouge 13 Sep 2012 | 04:35 pm

For the past three or four years, I’ve been putting the “crit” in the word “mediocrity.” Like a dead, dwarf pony, I’ve been beaten ad nauseum by every category 1, 2 and PRO rider to come through this ...

Georgia Peach Fuzz: The Cal Giant U23 Squad Goes to Nationals (As Do I). 22 Jun 2012 | 12:45 pm

I’m not going to belabor the fact that I haven’t posted to this blog in nearly four months. Presumably you all have lives, jobs, and/or athletic endeavors of your own, and therefore understand the ebb...

Cal Giant Wins Races at Both Ends of the “How Much People Care” Spectrum 10 Mar 2012 | 12:08 am

I know I’m not exactly timely with this blog post. I’ve been training too hard to be bothered with this nonsense. However, I’m now tapering for this weekend’s CCCX World Championship Circuit Race, so...

It’s Comforting to Know I’m STILL Not a Road Racer 1 Mar 2012 | 12:57 am

I’m embarrassed. Not only am I embarrassed that it’s been over two weeks since I posted, but also because during that two weeks I’ve been summarily trounced in bike races. Here’s a Venn diagram that...

The Bassetti Hound Howls Again 11 Feb 2012 | 05:58 pm

[Editor's note: I know it's Friday night, and that this shit is wicked late. Alas, it's better to post it now rather than after the new race weekend has commenced. I hope it makes for some light Satur...

Cal Aggie Crit: Not Even Max Jenkins Pro Bike Racer Could Make a Break Stick 2 Feb 2012 | 12:55 am

Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of writing about science. This is an excellent thing for my real, scientific career, of course. However, readers who have been with me for the duration of this blog’s exi...

Get At Me, Racing Season! 17 Jan 2012 | 09:46 pm

With the 2012 road racing season just around the tight, technical, hairpin corner, I’m striving to be more well connected to y’all readers this year; to that end, I encourage you to introduce yourself...

An Off-season Update (AKA, Chris Stastny Wins 2012 Mt. San Bruno Hillclimb) 31 Dec 2011 | 10:33 am

What does a guy like me — a guy who trains idiotically and infrequently, who thinks criteriums are “real bike races,” and who drinks beer and eats cheese for a pre-race meal during the racing season —...

Merry Christmas! 26 Dec 2011 | 02:40 pm

For anyone who reads this blog and understands why it’s here, this photograph needs no explanation. True happiness oughtn’t need explanation, of course. Merry Christmas everyone! Here’s to hoping you...

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