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No clue. 2 Mar 2011 | 07:57 pm

Flip me over motherfucker; give me a reach around!

Ria talking about potato chips. 24 Feb 2011 | 07:30 pm

Oh, it’s easy as shit… and then you can be Saucy McSaucison.

Melonie talking about hunting… 20 Feb 2011 | 08:36 pm

Meanwhile, they’ll just be sitting around by the food bucket so I can massacre them. Gotcha bitches.

Hair Styling. 14 Feb 2011 | 07:49 pm

I said we should braid his hair… And his girlfriend said, into what? And he said, cock and balls… that way when I headbutt people, they’ll be gay.

Manscaping 7 Feb 2011 | 05:19 pm

I think I got a little too violent with my eyelash this morning… (quoting myself)

Winking. 7 Feb 2011 | 01:00 pm

Q: Is there something in your eye? A: No. I’m being sexy, dammit!

Meanwhile… behind the facade… 28 Jan 2011 | 05:38 am

“I’m so fucking tired of being gay.”

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