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Cannonball Run 5 Aug 2010 | 04:45 am

Yesterday was the day I discovered first hand that policemen are indeed looking very much younger than they used to. I should have known how Tuesday was panning out when I managed to lock myself in th...

Welcome to my World 14 Jul 2010 | 07:28 am

Kite Flying Friend has flu. Or man flu. It’s all the same to the weaker sex anyway. But whatever you call it, it doesn’t alter the fact that the poor duck is roasting hot one minute and freezing cold ...

Away with the Fairies 15 May 2010 | 06:05 am

Photo courtesy of KFF Never before have I wanted to hug a tree. I mean, I like nature and all that, but I’d never classed myself as a hippy-dippy long-flowing-skirt-in-the forest sort of woman. Nothi...

Driven to Distractions 5 May 2010 | 02:26 am

You know the night sweats are getting bad when you see a moisture loving woodlouse making a bee-line for your side of the bed next morning. Honestly. I mean, the damp towel flung on the carpet is a bi...

Oh dear, Ikea 25 Apr 2010 | 02:32 am

They knew it was going to be hard to drag me across the threshold, but for Truly Good Friend I would do anything. And that includes going to Ikea. Because it was her birthday treat. And she loves it t...

Hard Hat Area 21 Mar 2010 | 04:50 am

Petit Fromage has taken to calling our office Helmand Province. Very funny. But also scarily accurate. The amount of hormones flying around up here is nobody’s business. Plus the fact that Senior Coll...

Shhh – biscuits at work 12 Mar 2010 | 06:49 am

It was Grand Fromage who started it. All week he’s been rustling in and out of the top drawer of the filing cabinet and plaintively asking Senior Colleagu e if it’s time for a biscuit. The trouble is,...

Practical Yoga 21 Feb 2010 | 05:59 am

It is as we are dutifully saluting the sun that I realise how stiff I have become. Bugger. Five weeks without yoga isn’t good for me. I think jealously of AWOL Friend touching his toes with ease as we...

Upper Class Virgin 7 Feb 2010 | 01:35 am

There is no hiding the fact that we haven’t flown Upper Class before. And anyway, we don’t even look the part; Husband in jeans and Bon Jovi top and me in a cheap denim skirt from BhS and an old T shi...

Siege shopping 9 Jan 2010 | 08:02 am

I pull on the handbrake and pick up my phone. “I’ve got as far as Waitrose” I tell Organic Friend. “Do you want anything?” “Waitrose!” She screams back “don’t you know there’s a war on? I went there...

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