“See what had happen was…a sniper came…” 26 Oct 2008 | 11:07 am

The reason there’s not much going on here is because we’re going to do a relaunch in the Winter of sorts, or something.  WordPress is ass, you can’t edit the layout, and…it’s just ass seriously that’s...

Epic Skate Bails – NPC Glitch 25 Sep 2008 | 06:59 pm

Right as I managed to bail, this female NPC skater just screwed up.  It’s horrifying! Posted in General Updates Tagged: ea, funny, skate, xbox 360

ESPN points out something interesting 10 Sep 2008 | 11:54 am

They see what you two did there.

Lobsters 4 Sep 2008 | 12:38 pm

Shawn Johnson: “It Makes My Taco Pop.” 1 Sep 2008 | 06:16 pm

Someone’s gonna get in trouble for having cute 16 year-old-gold-medal-winning-olympic-gymnast Shawn Johnson say the above line.   Seriously, what the hell were they thinking?  The writer must’ve been ...

Diddy: “Gas prices are too muthafuckin’ high.” 28 Aug 2008 | 03:00 pm

More like, “This is gas price complaint number what, 12? Gas price complaint number 12″.  We get the damn idea that gas prices are too high, but you know it won’t change anytime soon.

It’s 5AM, and Madden 09 just glitched terribly. 16 Aug 2008 | 12:27 am

I’ve seen alot of glitches in my time, but nothingis more terrible, stupid, and downright hilarious as this. Ok so I’m returning a Punt as the Cowboys right? I fumble, and I don’t like that, so I do ...

Fresh Prince of Gotham City 14 Aug 2008 | 07:04 pm

spoonbank is awesome.

Madden 09 released today! 13 Aug 2008 | 11:25 am

In honor of the 20th anniversary of this game coming out, I present to you a montage of hilarious proportions from Madden ’92 which me and the fellow writers for this site laugh at every now and then,...

Unexpected Song Lyrics III 6 Aug 2008 | 12:32 pm

Slipknot makes a triumphant return into the unexpected lyrical spotlight with this latest issue, along with a song from a totally similar band: Creedence Clearwater Revival. ———— 1. Wait and Bleed b...