The Blowtorch's Big Book of Basketball Facts 25 Nov 2010 | 04:00 am

The book is done and it is a free download. Please download and enjoy some laughs at this book full of nonsensical jokes. Way full. Chock full, even. Donate if you want, but I really just want this t...

Brad and Trey Finally Meet 26 Feb 2010 | 09:34 am

The Blowtorch Xtranormal meme hi-jack volume 1.

Kiki and Nate Get That Corn, Son 25 Feb 2010 | 08:27 am

Deron Williams Has Some Important Information 24 Feb 2010 | 09:00 am

We know, Deron. But thanks.

Happy Birthday to Myself 20 Feb 2010 | 05:36 am

I turned 45 today. It's a pretty big milestone, so I decided I'd do something nice for myself. Just leave it, Wikipedia. Be chill.

Television Producers Pitch - My Crew 19 Feb 2010 | 06:12 am

Okay, so here's the story. The show is called My Crew. We've got four guys from different walks of life, but they're all in the NBA. We'll use Erik Spoelstra, the Miami Heat coach. Brian Scalabrine, f...

RetroTorch: Brian Winters Joins the Bucks 17 Feb 2010 | 11:51 am

What's goin' on, sissies? Name's Brian. Brian Winters. Yeah, you know me. I'm here because you idiots traded Jabbar. Good one, ya jugheads. You think I want to be in Wisconsin? This time last year ...

Dirk Nowitzki is a Fan of Shakira 16 Feb 2010 | 09:13 am

Two Old-Timey Bulls Talk Oil Prospecting 13 Feb 2010 | 08:40 am

Say, Bradford. Might I interest you in some tips on how one might acquire that oil, son? Indeed, Josiahkim. That would interest me a great deal, for I often seek to acquire that oil, son. 'Tis a sim...

Great News 12 Feb 2010 | 09:26 am

Brandon Jennings has adopted Armon Gilliam's haircut from a 1991 basketball card. Someone gave Daniel Artest a job. If you Google "armon gilliam flattop," this site is the number one result. I final...