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Tuesday Night 2013 21 Aug 2013 | 11:28 pm
Black Rock City, NV – With quiet rumblings of a Bass Market recovery coming as early as Tuesday Night, the skies are suddenly opening up for investors. “When we were asked to make it rain, we never i...
Post-Priceless Equity Happy Hour 11 Jul 2013 | 06:30 am
July 10, 2013 5:30 pm to 9:00 pm With the False Profit All-Star Team: Alxndr benchun Dr. Toast Evolutionista Ganucheau Palindrome
Priceless 2013 5 Jul 2013 | 04:00 am
July 4, 2013 3:00 pm to July 7, 2013 9:00 am Once again, False Profit will hold the annual Priceless camp-out in early July. All info can be found at http://priceless.false-profit.com/.
Equity – Mashimon and LoFeye 13 Jun 2013 | 06:30 am
June 12, 2013 5:30 pm to 9:00 pm Welcome to the Priceless Forest Stage Preview Edition of the Equity Happy Hour. We’re not revealing the whole lineup yet. But just a little bit can’t hurt… Mashim...
Spring Training 2013 17 May 2013 | 07:02 am
May 19, 2013 1:00 pm to 8:00 pm San Francisco, CA—Leading financial analysts expressed confusion today after learning details from False Profit LLC about its upcoming product launch for Spring Tra...
Equity – Honey Knuckles and LoFeye 14 Mar 2013 | 05:30 am
March 13, 2013 5:30 pm to 10:00 pm In a surprise last-minute move, False Profit, LLC announced its candidacy for the office of pope on a street corner in San Francisco last night. The Company prom...
Equity – Bassben and Ernie Trevino 14 Feb 2013 | 06:30 am
February 13, 2013 5:30 pm to 10:00 pm What happens when representatives from two of San Francisco’s foremost underground party-throwing crews appear as the musical guests at False Profit’s monthly...
Equity – undercat and officerfishdumplings 10 Jan 2013 | 06:30 am
January 9, 2013 5:30 pm to 9:00 pm Our intoxicated nation narrowly avoided driving off a fiscal cliff last week, and is currently swerving into oncoming traffic with a bicameral entourage of backs...
Equity – Evolutionista and J Hazen 12 Dec 2012 | 10:30 pm
December 12, 2012 5:30 pm to 9:00 pm A new report from False Profit musiconomists says that both consumer and critic happiness is projected to rise significantly in the second half of December. Le...
A Bailout of the People, by the People 15 Nov 2012 | 02:22 pm
We at False Profit, LLC, pride ourselves on paying out the biggest life quality dividends in the industry, year after year. So when we issue investor guidance, you listen. This evening (November 15th...
