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VENOM NOM NOM: Cookie Monster Bonded With Venom Symbiote 1 Jul 2010 | 04:23 pm

My friend Marty’s mom is so f*cked. She is essentially a cookie samurai, and after ^this guy gets wind of it she’s gonna be churning out flesh cookies for eternity. Delicious flesh cookies. Have fun ...

Alex Reads Twilight, Begrudgingly 1 Jul 2010 | 04:03 pm

Ah, I just love when someone else vindicates my hatred for something I’ve never seen or read and is based entirely upon its moronic fan base. Doesn’t happen often, but when it does I almost feel like ...

Planet X-Press Men: Futurama/X-men Mashup 11 Jun 2010 | 01:05 pm

Thanks to Deviantartist gottabecarl, Everyone in Futurama looks like they’ve been dipping their bottoms over and over into a mutagenic X-men bubble bath of the silkiest oils and creams: A friend of m...

WTFan-art: Superman Busted A Baby Up In Batman 11 Jun 2010 | 12:18 pm

“Meanwhile, on Maury: Aqua Man, You are NOT the father.” [ reddit ]

You Guys Fap It Way More Than I Thought, Not That I’ve Ever Thought About You Fapping 3 Jun 2010 | 03:55 pm

Here’s an extra disturbing infographic to show you the absurd frequency with which internet users touch themselves. One factoid of particular interest is that the average porn site visit is 6 minutes ...

Roger Linn Poofs Another New Electronic Instrument Into Existence: The LinnStrument 28 May 2010 | 04:33 pm

Roger Linn, inventor of the first drum machine and all around musical genius I suspect has been involved in shady dealings with the robodevil for 30 plus years, reveals an early prototype in the above...

Hey Look At This Crazy Fence Graffiti 20 May 2010 | 07:14 am

This optical illusiony fence graffiti in Berlin by MENTALGASSI renders all other fencing invalid, with the exception of penis fencing, EN GARDE! Yeah you better run. I’m like Sulu with this thing. [ ...

Reason #23084 Why Carl Sagan Is Awesome: Inspiring Neil deGrasse Tyson 16 May 2010 | 03:29 am

I can’t imagine Neil Tyson doesn’t regret to this day that he didn’t lie about the bus not being able to get through, ’cause uh, Carl Sagan slumber party ftw. Sagan was a man much too great for this ...

Bionic Handjob? From The Future Is Here 13 May 2010 | 08:05 am

job? From The Future Is Here"> job? From The Future Is Here" /> Terminator tech seems to have begun seeping through cracks in time from the future as scientists in Britain have developed a cutting-ed...

7 Minutes In ‘Whoa, Like, Your Face Is Morphing, Mannn’ Heaven 12 May 2010 | 03:31 pm

This psychedelic high speed face-morphing animation by Andreas Hykade is completely awesome, plus if you’re anything like me you’re hunting shape-shifters and you need to do everything you can to keep...

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